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And other important questions to be answered.
OK, for all of you who asked, and those that sent in questions, here’s a few answers. Use my advice at your own risk!
Dear April,
I know you say that you are not interested in men, but……”
Dear Hal, Tom, Big d—Jerry et al,
No no no, a thousand times no. Please go away.
Dear April,
I really love your makeup and try to emulate it. How do you get such a strong white under your eyes? I have tried everything! I could use your expert advice.
Carol in Cleveland
Hi Carol,
To begin with, I am no expert, Look online at some of what real and part time gals are doing with makeup, and you’ll see what I mean. I’m good, but no expert. That said find Kryolan Aqua Color Wet makeup. Apply it like eyeliner. You can find it on EBay.
Miss April,
I am lucky enough to have a very understanding girl friend. I dress all the time, and she approves. How do I tell her I am really into tampons and pads?
Cindylou
Cindylou,
I have no idea at all how you tell her this. Let’s face it, this part of what some of us do is pretty darn strange. Good luck though, and if it turns out well let me know what you told her.
Dear April Larue
Or whatever you real name is. You know you’d be quite an attractive woman without all that horrible makeup. Go and get yourself a makeover will you? Look at this before and after picture of me, and you’ll see what a little makeup can do.
Gail
Dear Gail,
Why don’t you be nice enough to tell me who did you makeover so I CAN AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE!!! First of all, shave your arms, there are likely colonies of live bedbugs living in that fur, second, you look awful. I should share you picture but won’t.
And if you don’t like the way I look, go away!
Dear April,
You jewelry gets better and better where do you get it?
Mary Hall
Mary, There is so much “junk” jewelry out there these days that it is pretty easy to find. Just last week I got a few things at Macy’s, all on sale of course. I am also lucky enough to be in New York City from time to time and shop on 6th avenue. Then there is the Tgirls best friend—ebay1 Also try HSN
Hi April,
On you site you mentioned anal insertions from time to time. What is the biggest thing you ever had up there?
Paul P
Hey Paula,
No sense worrying about small talk huh? Let’s see the biggest was either a champagne bottle, inverted, or a dildo I used to have. I also have a dildo shaped like a fist while not the biggest, is quite an adventure to get in. I have also mentioned candles a few times. Start with one, then go to 2, 6 10 etc. I think my record was 22 but I can’t remember.
