Random Ramblings
Flickr
So I have a new style of wig for me in some pictures on Flickr. Amazing how many emails I got asking where the bouffant’s and updo’s are. Just a short term change, no worries
I am on it, but I find it boring. Look me up and tell me how to have more fun!
Women at a Wedding
I was at a very fancy wedding over the week at a swanky Boston hotel, black tie optional. I went because my friend Jane needed a date and I like seeing all the dressed up women. Jane is very well connected (I am not) and has a big job in Boston. So I am admiring all the women, checking out the ones with makeup and stockings, ever hopeful!! Then two “babes” come and sit at our table. One was a Pamela Anderson blond, too heavy (like me these days) but big boobs, way too much big bleached blond hair, amazing makeup, with those super long feathery false eyelashes (I went out and bought them the next day!), a rhinestone for a beauty mark, the whole nine yards. Her outfit was priceless, a black and white too short dress, black stockings and white shoes with 6 inch heels—after Labor Day. Whenever she sat or even moved in certain ways you could see the top of her pantyhose (Donna Karan unless I am off my game). Not surprisingly her name was Tiffany, and she was delightful.
She was the colorist for the bride’s hair. Like my friend Jane, the bride got her hair cut on Newbury Street, Boston’s Madison Ave, but she got it colored for a lot less money in the suburbs. What a gas she was. She and her friend, who was not as interesting, had the time of their lives. They danced every dance together, drank so many martinis I made sure they weren’t driving, and relished the pretty average food. While she was not smart, when I escorted her to one of her many trips to the bar she said “You’re a nice man, I know I don’t fit in here and all these rich folks are making fun of me, but I don’t care, I am having a good time”. Whenever she and her friend would get up to dance, the 4 women at our table would scowl and denigrate her, especially her boobs and makeup. The irony is all 4 of them have had multiple plastic surgeries. (Jane has had 2 face lifts!) I thought Tiffany was in her 20’s but she was 36 and didn’t show it.
Anyway she was fun to look at and fun to hang out with. She even won Jane over, calling her “Janie”, something I wouldn’t dare do. At one point she looked at me and said “You know you’d make an attractive woman”. That left me speechless! And when at one point she put a substantial run in the black stockings, she went to the loo, and retuned with a new pair. “I always bring a spare pair” she told us all, but getting my Spanx on and off is such a pain!”
Sounds like Tiffany made the wedding reception worthwhile. I'll never understand how older women ridicule younger women for looking hot and having fun. I guess they don't remember doing the same when they were young hot babes themselves.
ReplyDeleteI personally think dressing like Tiffany is described is rather courageous thing to do, she's got every right to have fun for dressing like that.