The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things…….random stream of consciousness on a Wednesday evening….

Hosiery
Is it making a comeback? Fall fashions feature short skirts and tights, maybe there is hope. The Bloomingdale’s near me expanded its offering!

Hosiery II
“Hue” hosiery is inexpensive at 2 for $12.00 but really good, try it. And for you larger than life gals it comes in plus size too

Tampons
How does a man ever explain buying these? If they actually are for a woman then you really are kind of a wussy guy for getting them, aren’t you? Try explaining them to the woman who says “Let me get that for you” in the self checkout line at the super market, when you have dropped one of your 2 boxes of 36 super Kotex that were on sale for “buy one get 50% off the second”!

Money
Find the book “The Big Short”, read it, try not to get as pissed off as I did. At the end of the day, our whole world wide recession is because of Wall Street greed and stupidity, and of course the British, Germans, Spaniards, and others who followed right along.

Shoes
I love DSW show warehouse, I really do. Sometimes I go just to see what they have, and their clearance section is wonderful.

Shoes II
I was out looking for new gold shoes last weekend….lot’s and lot’s of silver, now that I don’t need a this color; navy, now that I don’t need this color; and sort of, kind of, champagne.

Makeup
You know I make up names for friends and acquaintances so that in the unlikely case they ever read anything I am writing, they won’t figure out it’s me. In any case this one gal, now called “Carol” was one of those gals with acne scarred skin. She wore mountains of foundation, but it didn’t help. And her makeup was the most meticulously applied I have ever seen. It wasn’t well done by today’s standards, by Miss April’s standards it was great. There was no blending; the green eye shadow was here, the blue there. Her lip liner was so well defined I had to ask what brand it was. She would apply mascara, take a NEEDLE, separates her lashes, applies mascara, takes a NEEDLE…. So she goes and gets some procedure to removes the scars, suffers like hell through it, and her skin looks pretty OK. But now the makeup is the same. Cool huh? Based on seeing her a week after the procedure, she needs the makeup.

Sarah Palin
I HATE her politics, but I must admit I find her sexy, almost, dominant! Can’t you hear her silly voice saying “Puuuut thouse pannnnnties on sissy!” Come on, be honest, you think she is sexy as well! I wonder how the “Tea Party” conservatives would feel about this. And if you are a Tea Party conservative reading this blog you have serious conflicts in ideology.

Rude People,
So I am in line at Starbucks forever, finally only one woman in front of me, but her friends come in and it’s “what do you want Sally” etc. AAAHHH! And not just coffee, no they want double left handed soy milk caramel macchiato chai”. Yes I spoke up! No they do not like me at this point.

Katherine Hiegl
She is going to stop acting! She wants to raise her family. Who cares?!? She is funny looking, and needsto remain a blond.

Hello!!
To Miss Wanda, Ronnie Parsons, Beth, Beth II (You need to decide who is who, sorry), Cindy, Mary (who needs a more interesting name)

Big Hair
OK stop emailing and asking where to get it. I don’t wear wigs, and all of my hair is my own natural hair. Don’t believe me? Ask Sarah Palin! Search “Drag Wig” on EBay. I will review suppliers soon